Saturday, June 11, 2011

Strange Food Warning Labels

"Caution! Contents hot!" - On a Domino's Pizza box.

"Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit." - The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." - On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." - On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

"Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down" - Red Barron Pizza

"(Placed on bottom of tray) Do not turn upside down" - TV Dinner

"Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust." - Frozen Pizza

"(Warning display on the side) This may contain nuts." - Betty Crocker Tender Bar (Nuts and chocolate)

"This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)." - Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets

"step 1: open package step 2: eat nuts." - Delta roasted nuts

"Warning: Tarts may be hot." - Shop-Rite Toaster Tarts

"Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating." - Fruit By the Foot

"Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it." - Big One Pizza

"Ingredients: Carrots" - W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots

"Caution: Bowl may be hot after microwaving!" - Ragu Express

"Caution: Ice cream is cold" - Hagan Ice Cream

"Do not eat packet." - Hormel Pepperoni

"Warning: May contain traces of nuts." - Hershey’s Almond Bar

"Directions: Drip chips in cheese and salsa." - Lunchables Nachos

"Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice." - Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

"Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals." - Mama Instant Noodles

"Warning: Refill only with Kikkoman." - Kikkoman Soy Sauce

"Artificially Flavored Real Fruit." - Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

"Instructions: Put on food" - Heinz Ketchup

"Instructions: For proper food safety and quality, use the following directions: Do not eat pizza without cooking." - Jack’s Cheese Pizza

"Ingredient: Sugar" - Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar

"Artificially Flavored." - Ring Pops – Made with Real Fruit Juice

"Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat." - Jolly Rancher

"Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals." - Carefree Gum

"After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle: CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT." - Hungry Jack Lite Syrup

"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts." - American Airlines Peanuts

"Product will be hot after heating." - Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding

"Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box)." - Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert

"Warning: This product contains nuts." - Sainsbury Peanuts

"For best results, remove cap." - Nabisco Easy Cheese

"This product must be cooked before eating." - Swanson TV Dinners

"Not for weight control." - On a pack of Breath Savers.

"Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)" - ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT

"Warning: contains nuts." - ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS.

"Remove plastic before eating." - On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.

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